The Big Ugly Monster

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The Rivieras

Banded Shorts with fitted with Adjustable Leg

The Henleys

Highly breathable and comfortable shorts with adjustable stretch belt.

Swimmers

Wear them loose or fitted with adjustable leg

Portofino Polo Shirts

with adjustable sleeves

Accorto Polo Shirts

Made from highly breathable fabric that will keep you cool on hot days without clinging to you!

Lugano Polo Shirts

With Detailed Collar Edge

Welcome to Big Ugly Monster clothing London.

B.U.M. ( The cheeky brand (;-)

Where style and quality meet without compromise. Founded by Paul Dalby son of master bespoke seamstress Eve Dalby. 1929/2021.

Our aim has been to make smart fitted swim wear/ beach club wear/ and smart casual summer wear in the most amazing colour schemes from top quality high-end sustainable materials from around the world.


Our mid-length casual stretch shorts, short to mid-length stretch swim shorts and polo shirts are adjustable around the legs and arms to create a fitted athletic look.
They will look like they were tailor-made for you!

Unique Feature

Adjustable Leg Opening

The leg openings on all our shorts are adjustable to create a fitted athletic look or unbuttoned for a relaxed looser look.

Unique Feature

Adjustable Arm Opening

The arm openings on all our shirts are adjustable to create a fitted athletic look or unbuttoned for a relaxed looser look.